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You know when you meet someone and you feel like you had a decent connection, and then you text them and never hear back? That’s what I’m writing about. Dealing with weird problems that only this generation of people has encountered. Getting a text message and thinking, “Okay, does that mean they are really busy, or are they blowing me off?” Not hearing back from someone you’re interested in, and then seeing them post a photo of a pizza on Instagram. Isn’t that kind of a rude thing to do? Shouldn’t we respect each other a little more than that?
collegehumor:


Snapchat - you had one job! ksl.com/?sid=25106057
— Jeff Rubin (@JeffRubinShow)
May 9, 2013

collegehumor:

3 days ago
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WHEN SOMEONE SEES ME WEARING SHORTS IN THE LAB

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

Didn't see anything

credit: Danielle

3 days ago
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I am not a snob; it is simply that I am not interested with what most people have to say, or what they want to do — mostly with my time.

billthesetite:

improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

wonderful

(via yousuredolovecock)

3 days ago
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seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

Oh my GOD

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angelsofthelord:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

image

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3 days ago
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cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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3 days ago
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It’s not the length of time we knew someone that makes them so special. It’s what they brought into our lives.
Sandra Kring, A Life of Bright Ideas (via stay-ocean-minded)

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3 days ago
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bubblejam:

The incredibly intricate and captivating custom animal sculptures by Creatures From El, Ellen June.

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